PTS aka the Perfect Tor Setup

# redirects all TCP traffic to Tor
# runs its own DNS resolver

1) create a VirtualBox VM
2) install debian 9
3) setup LVM and crypto partition, set a long passowrd, possibly a sentence
4) unselect everything at tasksel
5) finish install and reboot
6) login and sudo apt-get install git
7) git clone https://git.home.spale.com/home/torvm.git
8) run install.sh script as root
9) reboot, done
